I might seem like superman, a tough rugged handsome tough Russian bear BUT yes the Ivan has a few fears. My friends joke about them and often try to freak me out. I have five major fears that will either make me hurl, pass out or yell like a little girl. In no particular order I am afraid of cockroaches, spiders, semen, wieners (cocks), and onions. The cockroaches and spiders make me scream like a little girl, onions will make me throw up, while semen and wieners will make me pass out if get too close. Out of those five frightening-scary-horrific things, I have encountered three recently. A month ago, Cara Dee decided to smear some jizz on my cheek … and I didn’t pass out. A few days back while having breakfast with a friend I bit into and ate an onion. And guess what. I didn’t puke, it was weird and crunchy but okay. I did freak out a bit as my jaw drop in horror and my heart began to patter somewhat faster. My friend laughed but to me this was pretty scary but again I was okay. It was funny that I was still okay without losing a limb or going blind or dieing. So this morning while in the shower, I spotted a spider. Looking back on a few days of me becoming a grown boy … instead of flushing him down the drain I stuck my hand out and let him crawl on me. Again, no lose of limbs, no blindness, no puking or crying like a little girl. It was a different feeling becoming more manly or at least less girly.
Now out of 5 fears, 3 have been challenged and conquered. Two are left and both are beyond scary. The scariest maybe. I think one might be okay to conquer, not sure about the other one though. But which one am I more frightened of. Only time will tell.
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